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49 Excuses For Not Doing Your Chores

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49 Excuses For Not Doing Your Chores 49 Excuses For Not Doing Your Chores (The 49 9)

Are you tired of doing household chores? Do you constantly find yourself coming up with excuses to avoid them? Well, you're not alone! We all have our fair share of excuses when it comes to tasks we'd rather not do. Whether it's cleaning the bathroom, washing the dishes, or mowing the lawn, there's always something else we'd rather be doing. If you're looking for some creative excuses to get out of your chores, we've got you covered. Here are 49 excuses for not doing your chores – use them at your own risk!

1. "I have an important video call scheduled."

Excuse: I Have An Important Video Call Scheduled. 49 Excuses For Not Doing Your Chores (The 49 9)

49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores (The 49 Series Book 9)
by James Warwood (Kindle Edition)

4.2 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 1921 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 74 pages
Lending : Enabled

With the rise of remote work and online meetings, this excuse has become more relevant than ever. Claim that you have an important video call scheduled and that you need the house to be quiet and distraction-free. Just make sure you're not caught binge-watching your favorite show during that time!

2. "I hurt my back."

Excuse: I Hurt My Back. 49 Excuses For Not Doing Your Chores (The 49 9)

A classic excuse that never fails. Claim that you've hurt your back and that you're unable to perform any physically demanding tasks. It's a convenient excuse that allows you to sit back and relax while someone else takes care of the chores.

48. "I have an important deadline to meet."

Excuse: I Have An Important Deadline To Meet. 49 Excuses For Not Doing Your Chores (The 49 9)

Claim that you have an urgent deadline for work or school and that all your focus needs to be on that task. Highlight the importance of meeting that deadline to justify avoiding your chores. Remember, though, it's best not to use this excuse too frequently, or you might raise suspicions!

49. "I'll do it tomorrow."

Excuse: I'll Do It Tomorrow. 49 Excuses For Not Doing Your Chores (The 49 9)

Finally, the most classic excuse in the book – procrastination. Lay back, relax, and promise yourself to do the chores tomorrow. But be warned, tomorrow might never come!

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There you have it – 49 excuses for not doing your chores. While it's always tempting to find ways to avoid household tasks, it's important to remember that chores are a necessary part of maintaining a clean and organized home. So, use these excuses sparingly and remember to lend a helping hand when needed. Happy procrastinating!

49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores (The 49 Series Book 9)
by James Warwood (Kindle Edition)

4.2 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 1921 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 74 pages
Lending : Enabled

Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn and your nostils burn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play itself? . . . Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your chores!

Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to not cut the grass, walk the dog or do the washing up. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them from me, cah-PEESH).

Recommended Age: 10+

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