56 Funny 4th Of July Jokes For Kids That Even Uncle Sam Would Approve

Independence Day is a special occasion for Americans to come together and celebrate their freedom. As the fireworks light up the night sky, families gather to enjoy the festivities and create lasting memories. One way to add some extra laughter to your 4th of July celebrations is by sharing funny jokes with your kids that are themed around this patriotic holiday. Get ready for a barrel of giggles with these 56 funny 4th of July jokes that even Uncle Sam would approve!

Jokes about the Founding Fathers

1. Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? Because it was the father of lies!

56 Funny 4th of July Jokes for Kids that even Uncle Sam would approve

by Valentine Davies Estate (Kindle Edition)

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2. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

3. Why did John Hancock sign his name so big on the Declaration of Independence? He wanted King George to be able to read it without his glasses!

Jokes about American Symbols

4. Why did the Statue of Liberty go to art school? Because she wanted to learn to draw!

5. What did the American flag say to the pole? "You raise me up!"

6. Why is the bald eagle such a great comedian? Because it can always make a pair of wings!

Jokes about Fireworks

7. What's a firecracker's favorite dance move? The BOOM shake!

8. Why did the fireworks get a ticket? Because they were rocketing over the speed limit!

9. How does a fireworks insist on doing? By sparkling with enthusiasm!

Jokes about Cookouts

10. What did one hamburger say to the other on the 4th of July? "You're grill-iant!"

11. Why did the hot dog win the race? Because it was a fast wiener!

12. What do you call a potato that becomes president? A dictator-tater!

Jokes about Parades

13. Why did the scarecrow win an award at the 4th of July parade? Because he was outstanding in his field!

14. What do you get if you cross a patriotic march and a 4th of July parade? The stars and stripes forever!

15. Why did the horse break into the parade? He wanted to be a part of the "neigh"-tional celebration!

16. How do you make a parade float even better? Add some "patriotic" colors to it!

Jokes about Picnics

17. What did the watermelon say to the barbecue grill? "You're one in a melon!"

18. Why did the corn go to the 4th of July party? It wanted to "pop" in and say hello!

19. What is red, white, blue, and green all at once? Independence Day salad!

Jokes about Celebrating Freedom

20. What do you call a patriotic insect? An Ameri-bug!

21. Why did the liberty bell crack up? Because it heard too many puns about freedom!

22. How does Lady Liberty like to spend her free time? She enjoys "going with the float"!

Jokes about Patriotic Animals

23. How do birds celebrate the 4th of July? They tweet their patriotic songs!

24. What do you call a bald eagle with a son? A tender "pair-iot"!

25. Why did the dog want to join the military? He wanted to be a "pupper-trooper"!

Jokes about American History

26. Why was Paul Revere's horse tired after his famous midnight ride? Because it had too many neigh-bors to meet!

27. How did the American colonies feel about tea after the Boston Tea Party? They "threw it overboard"!

28. What did the American Revolution say to the Civil War? "Brother, can you spare a tome?!"

29. What did the Declaration of Independence say to the Constitution? "You complete me!"

Jokes about Red, White, and Blue

30. Why did the strawberry turn red and blue? It was practicing for the 4th of July!

31. What is red, white, and blue all over? Uncle Sam after a paint explosion!

32. Why did the painter only use red, white, and blue to create the artwork? He wanted to "color" the nation with patriotism!

Jokes about Freedom

33. What is red, white, blue, and full of freedom? The American sky on the 4th of July!

34. How do you measure the freedom in America? With liberty meters!

35. Why was the 4th of July always a hot day? Because it was surrounded by freedom's flame!

Jokes about Celebratory Activities

36. What do you get when you cross a 4th of July barbecue and a music concert? Grill-ennium Stadium!

37. Why did the watermelon go to the beach on the 4th of July? It wanted to soak up some sun and waves!

38. What do you get when you cross a 4th of July parade and a dance party? Confetti-stepping!

Jokes about Patriotic Superheroes

39. Why did Captain America start a band? He wanted to play America the beautiful on his shield-guitar!

40. What did Iron Man say when he saw the American flag? "I've got to get the stars and stripes painted on my suit!"

41. How does Superman celebrate the 4th of July? He lights up the night sky with his patriotic laser vision!

Jokes about Patriotic Toys

42. What do you call a toy dinosaur that loves America? A "rawr"-tastic patriot!

43. Why did the teddy bear wrap itself in an American flag? It wanted to be a "bear-iotic" symbol!

44. What does a patriotic toy soldier say on the 4th of July? "Ready to march towards freedom!"

Jokes about Patriotism

45. What do you call a person who loves America and cheese? A "grated" patriot!

46. Why did the United States give up its day job? It wanted to fulfill its "starry" destiny!

47. What do you get when you put a patriotic cat and a drum together? A purr-cussionist!

Jokes about Celebrating the 4th of July

48. Why do fireworks never apologize? Because they like to go out with a bang!

49. What do you call a 4th of July that falls on a Wednesday? Hump Day Holla-day!

50. What did the loaf of bread say to the 4th of July parade? "I'm in loaf with this celebration!"

Jokes about American Pride

51. How do you turn a normal day into a patriotic celebration? Just add a little "American spirit!"

52. Why did Uncle Sam wear striped pants to the 4th of July picnic? In case he caught the "stars and stripes fever"!

53. What is an American's favorite party game on the 4th of July? "Catch the patriotic spirit"!

Jokes about Celebrating Together

54. Why did the whole family dress up like Uncle Sam for the 4th of July? They wanted to create a festive "fam-erican" atmosphere!

55. What do you get when you mix a sprinkle of patriotism with a touch of humor? A "treasure of laughter" on the 4th of July!

56. Why did the scarecrow join the 4th of July celebrations? It wanted to "scare-librate" with everyone!

These hilarious 4th of July jokes are perfect for sharing with kids of all ages. Not only will they create laughter and joy, but they also serve as a reminder of the importance of unity and celebrating the freedom that our country offers. So as you gather with your loved ones this Independence Day, make sure to spread some giggles and enjoy the festive spirit. Happy 4th of July!

56 Funny 4th of July Jokes for Kids that even Uncle Sam would approve

by Valentine Davies Estate (Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	2764 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	44 pages

FREE

The book, “56 Funny 4th of July Jokes for Kids that even Uncle Sam would approve” is a wonderful collection of kid jokes to share over the big American holiday. Perfect for sharing at parties and the kids will improve their reading too.

If your kids want to tickle their funny bone while celebrating Independence Day, this is the perfect book. Plus, telling jokes instills confidence as kids need to be comfortable remembering the joke and giving the punch line to impress their friends. Everyone is going to have a good laugh and the kids won’t even know they improved their social skills.

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These jokes about the 4th of July will give your kids a good laugh and a chance to explore the holiday. Perfect for waiting in lines, reading on the hammock or sharing in a moment of family time. Give your kids a chance to enjoy the 4th of July while still learning more about why America celebrates this special day. Of course, expect the kids to get a case of the giggles.