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40 Awesome and Hilarious Jokes for Saxophone, Jazz, Trombone, Sax, Oboe, Clarinet All

Howard Powell

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When it comes to music, there's something universally enjoyable about jazz instruments. Whether you're a fan of the saxophone, trombone, sax, oboe, or clarinet, the magical melodies they produce have the power to uplift our spirits. And what better way to add some extra joy to your day than with a good laugh? In this article, we've compiled a list of 40 awesome and hilarious jokes that all jazz enthusiasts or musicians playing the saxophone, trombone, or clarinet can appreciate. Sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for some good old-fashioned musical humor!

1. Why did the saxophone player always carry a pencil?

Because he always wanted to be in the right key!

2. What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?

Vibrato!

Awesome Saxophone jokes, Bring your towels because you will cry with laughter!: Awesome and Hilarious, jokes for Saxophone, Jazz,Trombone,Sax,oboe,Clarinet, all this jokes make you Laugh Out Loud!

by H. A. Rey (Kindle Edition)

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3. Why was the oboe player invited to every party?

They could always play "Auld Lang Syne" to end the evening!

4. Why did the clarinetist refuse to play hide and seek?

He didn't want to be found flat!

5. How do you call a trombone player's wife?

A four-valve gal!

6. Why was the saxophone player always happy?

Because he never had to fret the small stuff!

7. What do you call a jazz musician who breaks up with their significant other?

A sax offender!

8. Why did the trombone player bring a ladder to their gig?

They heard it was a high note performance!

9. Why can't clarinet players ever find satisfaction?

They're always chasing "reedemption"!

10. Why was the saxophone player always hired for the petting zoo gigs?

Because he was a master at blowing down the house!

11. What do you call a saxophone player without a girlfriend?

Homeless!

12. Why did the oboe player go broke?

They spent all their money on reeds, but they were b-flat broke!

13. What's the difference between a saxophone player and a savings bond?

One eventually matures and makes money!

14. Why did the clarinet get kicked out of the symphony orchestra?

They couldn't keep their mouthpiece shut!

15. Why did the trombone player always bring a map to their performances?

They never wanted to trom-bone it!

16. What did the saxophone say to the other instruments?

"You're all a bunch of blowhards!"

17. Why was the oboe player never invited to the beach parties?

They couldn't handle surf music!

18. Why did the clarinetist refuse to lend any money?

They were always flat broke!

19. What do you call a trombone player with a beeper?

A hip replacement!

20. Why did the saxophone player visit the doctor?

They were feeling a little "reediculous"!

21. Why did the oboe player run away from home?

They wanted to escape the constant reed-icule!

22. What's the difference between a saxophone player and a vacuum cleaner?

The vacuum cleaner has to get plugged in for it to suck!

23. Why did the clarinetist dislike reading fantasy novels?

They couldn't handle all the orc-estras!

24. What do you call a trombone player who can play in tune?

Unemployed!

25. Why did the saxophone player get hot while performing outdoors?

Because they were jazzin' up the atmosphere!

26. Why did the oboe player always refuse ice cream?

They didn't want to deal with the reed brain freeze!

27. How many clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they go through a whole box of bulbs!

28. What did the trombone player say to their reflection?

"Slide into my DMs!"

29. Why did the saxophone player refuse to play in the rain?

They didn't want to wet their reed!

30. Why did the oboe player become a gardener?

They loved nurturing their reed-crops!

31. What do you call a clarinet player with half a brain?

Gifted!

32. Why did the saxophone player start a bakery?

They loved making sweet sax-ophones!

33. What did the trombone player say to the other instruments in the Big Band?

"Slide over, I'm taking the spotlight!"

34. Why did the oboe player bring a compass to their gig?

They didn't want to lose their "North"!

35. What does a clarinetist do in their spare time?

They never have spare time - they're always reeding something!

36. Why did the saxophone player become a chef?

Because they loved serving up some saxy dishes!

37. How does a trombone player feel in a symphony orchestra?

Like a brass superstar!

38. Why did the oboe player refuse to eat breakfast?

They were on a strict "reed" only diet!

39. What do you call a clarinetist with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

40. Why did the saxophone player start a fitness club?

They wanted to help people reach their sax-ual fitness goals!

These jokes are just a lighthearted way to bring some smiles to your day. So whether you play the saxophone, trombone, sax, oboe, or clarinet, or you're simply a jazz enthusiast, we hope these jokes made you chuckle. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and combining it with the magic of music makes it even better!

Awesome Saxophone jokes, Bring your towels because you will cry with laughter!: Awesome and Hilarious, jokes for Saxophone, Jazz,Trombone,Sax,oboe,Clarinet, all this jokes make you Laugh Out Loud!

by H. A. Rey (Kindle Edition)

4.7 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1088 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	106 pages
Lending	:	Enabled