Laugh Out Loud with These Deep Space Jokes - Giggles Lott and Nee Slapper!

Are you ready for an intergalactic dose of laughter? Look no further! We have compiled a collection of the funniest Deep Space jokes - Giggles Lott and Nee Slapper edition! Get ready to embark on a cosmic adventure filled with interstellar humor that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

1. Why did the astronaut become a comedian?

Because he had some stellar material!

Deep Space Jokes

by Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper (Kindle Edition)

4.9 out of 5

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Can you imagine an astronaut ditching the spacesuit for a microphone? Well, this joke does just that! It combines the excitement of space exploration with the unpredictable world of comedy, creating a cosmic punchline that is sure to make you giggle.

2. How do aliens go from planet to planet?

On fly-cycles!

If you thought aliens only traveled in spaceships, think again! This hilarious punchline introduces a whole new way for extraterrestrial beings to explore the galaxy. Strap on your laughter helmets and get ready for an out-of-this-world joke experience!

3. What do you call a group of musical stars?

A constellation prize!

Combine the beauty of a starry night with the joy of music, and you get the perfect recipe for a punchline that will leave you enthralled. This joke showcases the creativity of humor, connecting two unrelated concepts in a way that will generate smiles.

4. What did the alien say to the garden after being abducted?

Take me to your weeder!

A clever play on words, this joke combines the idea of extraterrestrial beings with a common gardening tool. It tickles your imagination and pushes the boundaries of hilarity. Get ready to laugh until your stomach hurts!

5. How do astronauts party in space?

They plan-it!

Astronauts may be focused and disciplined, but that doesn't mean they don't know how to have fun. This joke captivates the audience by infusing the concept of partying with meticulous space planning. The result? A punchline that is sure to make your friends burst into laughter while floating in zero gravity!

6. Why did the moon refuse to go to the party?

Because it felt out of orbit!

Sometimes, even celestial bodies like the moon can have an off day. This joke personifies the moon and gives it emotions, creating a relatable scenario that will make you chuckle. Who knew the moon had such a sense of humor?

7. How do galaxies clean their equipment?

They use a vacuum cleaner!

This joke takes cosmic cleanliness to a whole new level! Imagine galaxies using everyday cleaning tools to maintain their vastness. The absurdity of the scenario makes it an instant hit, leaving you in fits of laughter.

8. Why did the astronaut always take his dog to space?

Because he didn't want to eat astronaut food alone!

Exploring the vastness of space can be a lonely endeavor, but not when you have a loyal canine companion by your side. This hilarious joke plays with the idea of sharing astronaut food and creates a heartwarming image of camaraderie even in the vast emptiness of outer space.

9. What do aliens eat for breakfast?

Unidentified Frying Objects!

Breakfast becomes an intergalactic affair in this joke! The play on words with "Unidentified Flying Objects" adds a comedic twist to the most important meal of the day. Get ready to start your mornings with a burst of laughter!

10. What do you call an alien that tells jokes at a spaceship bar?

An Ex-stral!

The final joke in our cosmic collection brings together the quirkiness of alien life forms with the ambiance of a spaceship bar. The punchline, "Ex-stral," paints a vivid image of an alien comedian entertaining patrons while sipping alien cocktails. This punchline will surely launch your laughter into orbit!

Prepare to have your funny bone tickled and your laughter launched into deep space with these Giggles Lott and Nee Slapper-approved jokes. From astronauts turned comedians to aliens exploring the galaxy, these jokes bring humor to the outer reaches of our imagination. So buckle up and get ready for an interstellar laughter extravaganza!

Deep Space Jokes

by Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper (Kindle Edition)

4.9 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	68754 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	83 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

Jokes for Trekkies and Trekkers

Deep Space Jokes boldly goes where no joke book has gone before. But be warned, there will be no high-brow super intellectual jokes in here. We maintain our standards of classic and new jokes, puns, mashup comics and illustrations, with a heavy dose of geeky pop culture references. In other words, if your dad is a Trekkie, these would be the jokes he would tell.

If Mr. Spock has pointed ears, what does Mr. Scott have?
Engineers

Where do Redshirts go to work out?
The He’s Dead Gym

What happened when the Stormtrooper and the Redshirt got into a fight?
The Stormtrooper missed every shot, but the Redshirt died anyway

Why didn’t Yar and Data ever go to the Enterprise gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out

What is the hardest part of landing the Starship Voyager?
The ground