15 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Guaranteed Fun and Laughter!

If you're looking for a way to brighten up your children's day and give them a good giggle, look no further than knock knock jokes! These classic, light-hearted jokes have been a favorite among kids for generations. They are simple, easy to understand, and always result in laughter. Get ready to entertain your little ones with our handpicked collection of 15 knock-knock jokes that will make their day brighter and their hearts lighter.

1. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

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Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Begin with a classic! This knock-knock joke is perfect for introducing your kids to the world of knock-knock humor. It's harmless, funny, and will definitely get them chuckling.

2. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!

This knock-knock joke is a great choice for a chilly day. It's a punny joke that will not only make your kids smile but also appreciate some clever wordplay. Perfect for warming up their sense of humor!

3. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

Achoo! This joke is a playful take on the sound of a sneeze, and it never fails to bring smiles. It's a light-hearted and silly option that will surely brighten up your kids' day.

4. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

You're welcome!

If your kids are fans of animal-themed jokes, this one will be a hit! The play on the word "owl" and "all" adds an unexpected twist, making it a favorite among children.

5. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

When playfully delivered, this joke will have your kids giggling for sure. It combines the idea of someone scolding with the phrase "let me in," creating a playful and funny scenario.

6. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Just wanted to say thank you!

This joke plays with words by using "tank" instead of "thank." It's a cute and thankful knock-knock joke that will bring laughter and gratitude to the forefront.

7. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Turn this knock-knock joke into a conversation starter! It's an amusing play on words that will have your kids engaged and sharing their thoughts on how they are feeling.

8. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lion.

Lion who?

Lion on you if you don't let me in!

This knock-knock joke introduces some playful suspense. It also encourages your children to imagine a lion at the door, creating a fun and imaginative atmosphere.

9. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No silly, cow says moooo!

This joke takes a classic animal sound and adds a touch of humor to it. Expect laughter as your kids eagerly discover the cow's unexpected response.

10. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno how funny these jokes are?

This knock-knock joke is a playful way to complement the humor of the previous jokes. It plays with the word "juno" resembling "do you know." Your kids will love this humorous attempt at wordplay.

11. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

Queen your room! It's a mess!

This joke is perfect for encouraging your kids to tidy up their room. It incorporates a bit of parental humor too, making it relatable and enjoyable for everyone.

12. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

This joke introduces a play on the phrase "I'll pack my suitcase." It's a lighthearted and enjoyable take on packing up the car for a family trip.

13. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ina.

Ina who?

In a little while crocodile!

This joke combines a popular phrase with the wordplay "a little while" resembling "a crocodile." It's an entertaining and memorable knock-knock joke that will leave your kids smiling.

14. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn't have a last name silly!

Vegetable-themed jokes are always a hit among kids, and this one is no exception. It highlights the humor in the idea of a vegetable having a last name, creating plenty of laughter.

15. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that's why I’m knocking!

Wrap up your knock-knock joke session with this hilarious punchline. It cleverly plays with the word "doors" resembling "Doris" and adds a touch of silliness to the scenario.

These 15 knock knock jokes for kids are perfect for various occasions. Whether you're spending a lazy Sunday at home or waiting in a long queue, these jokes will keep your little ones entertained and giggling. Give them a try and see the joy on your children's faces as they engage with the wonderful world of knock-knock humor. Remember, laughter is contagious, so get ready to have some fun as well!

Knock Knock Jokes 2: For Kids (Jokes for Kids)

by Holly Michele (Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	781 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	30 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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