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Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes

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Thanksgiving is a time when families and friends come together to celebrate and give thanks for all the blessings in their lives. It's also a time for laughter and good cheer. What better way to lighten the mood and add some fun to your Thanksgiving gathering than with some funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes?

1. Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

2. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?

"Liberty, equality, and drumsticks for all!"

Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes
by Doreen Cronin (Kindle Edition)

4.8 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 2144 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 10 pages
Lending : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported

3. Why did the cranberries turn red?

Because they saw the turkey dressing!

These are just a few examples of the many Thanksgiving jokes that will surely make your guests laugh. Whether you're looking to entertain the kids at the kids' table or add some humor to the adult table, these jokes are perfect for all ages.

Thanksgiving is also a time for traditions, and sharing jokes can become one of them. As you gather around the dinner table, take turns telling Thanksgiving jokes and see who can make everyone laugh the hardest. It's a great way to create lasting memories and bring everyone closer together.

Now let's explore some more funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes:

4. What do you call a turkey that plays music?

A drumstick!

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

6. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey?

"Butter luck next time!"

Laughter is said to be the best medicine, and it's no exception during Thanksgiving. The joy and happiness shared through laughter can create a warm and inviting atmosphere for everyone.

7. Why did the Thanksgiving dinner go to the gym?

To work off all those extra carbs!

8. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

9. What do you call a running turkey?

Fast food!

Humor can also act as an icebreaker, especially if you have relatives or friends who haven't seen each other in a while. Sharing funny Thanksgiving jokes can help break the initial awkwardness and create a more relaxed and enjoyable environment.

10. Why did the turkey sit on the clock?

Because it was the mother of all times!

11. What do you call a turkey with no feathers?

Thanksgiving dinner!

12. Why did the turkey go to school?

To get stuffed with knowledge!

Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, love, and appreciation. Adding some humor through jokes can enhance the overall experience and bring everyone closer. So, make sure you have a list of Thanksgiving jokes ready to share and create laughter-filled memories this holiday season.

13. What key has legs and can't open locks?

A turkey drumstick!

14. What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth!

15. How did the turkey win at hide-and-seek?

It was outstanding at stuffing itself!

Remember, laughter is contagious, and sharing some funny Thanksgiving jokes can spread joy and happiness throughout the day. So, get ready to give thanks, enjoy delicious food, and lighten the mood with these hilarious jokes!

Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes
by Doreen Cronin (Kindle Edition)

4.8 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 2144 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 10 pages
Lending : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported

The Funniest Thanksgiving Jokes in the World!

Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book.

This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!

Share a funny joke with a friend today!

  • Funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids
  • Cute and silly jokes to keep kids entertained
  • Great for early and beginning readers
  • Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and Halloween humor
  • Excellent for text messages and funny status updates

With this awesome collection of funny Thanksgiving jokes and holiday humor you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!

Uses for funny jokes..

  • Can aid in story-telling
  • Great for conversation starters
  • Improves conversation and social skills
  • Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful
  • Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others

Are you looking for funny and hilarious jokes for kids?

Q: What’s the difference between Halloween and Thanksgiving?
A: One has goblins and one has gobblers!

LOL

Q: What did the math teacher bring to the Thanksgiving meal?
A: Pumpkin pi!

HAHA

Q: What was the turkey’s ring tone?
A: Wing! Wing!

LOL

Q: What was the turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Blueberry gobbler!

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