Really Horrible Animal Jokes - The Ultimate Collection of Laughter

Are you ready to burst into laughter? Brace yourself for a wild ride as we delve into the world of really horrible animal jokes that will leave you gasping for breath. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian and enjoy a rib-tickling collection of puns, one-liners, and anecdotes centered around our furry friends!

1. The Classics:

Let's kick things off with some timeless jokes that never fail to bring a smile to our faces. Remember, the worse they are, the better the laughs!

Really Horrible Animal Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)

by Karen King (Kindle Edition)

4.1 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	4500 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	32 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported

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• Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

• Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side!

• What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

2. Animal Puns:

Prepare yourself for a series of puns that will make you groan and chuckle at the same time. Brace for impact!

• Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

• Why don't sharks like fast food?

Because they can't catch it!

• What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

3. Animal Anecdotes:

Time for some storytelling! Sit back, relax, and let these animal anecdotes tickle your funny bone.

• Why did the horse sit on the fence?

Because he wanted to be a jumper!

• Why don't flamingos like to play hide-and-seek?

Because they are always spotted!

• What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

4. The Finest Animal One-liners:

Short, sharp, and utterly hilarious. Here come the finest animal one-liners that will leave you laughing for days!

• Why don't elephants use computers?

Because they are afraid of the mouse!

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

• Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

5. Knock-Knock Animal Jokes:

Get ready for some door-knocking fun with these hilarious knock-knock animal jokes!

• Knock knock.

Who's there?

• Justin.

Justin who?

• Justin time to see these incredible animal jokes!
• Knock knock.

Who's there?

• Oink oink.

Oink oink who?

• Oink oink, bang bang!

6. A Parting Gift:

As we conclude this laughter-filled journey, here's a little gift to brighten up your day:

• Why don't ants ever get ill?

Because they have little anty-bodies!

Remember, these jokes are so bad, they're good! Share them with your friends, family, and coworkers to brighten up everyone's day with a touch of absurdity and laughter.

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of these jokes, but your sides may ache from excessive laughter!

Really Horrible Animal Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)

by Karen King (Kindle Edition)

4.1 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	4500 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	32 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE

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From farmyard animals to creepy crawlies, all your favourite creatures are included in this side-splitting joke book. Featuring over 120 stinky, slimy and silly jokes, as well as hilarious full-colour illustrations, this book is perfect for kids aged 7+.

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