30 Absolutely Hilarious Yet Really Horrible Body Jokes

Laughter is the best medicine, they say. And when it comes to jokes, sometimes the most horrible ones have us laughing the hardest. Whether you have an offbeat sense of humor or just enjoy a good laugh, we've compiled a list of 30 absolutely hilarious yet really horrible body jokes that will surely tickle your funny bone!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Well, except for his missing body parts).

Really Horrible Body Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)

by Karen King (Kindle Edition)

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2. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead and make a head-turning entrance!

3. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!

4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I play it by my nose. It's a real snoutstanding talent!

6. Why did the muscle go to school? To get some "body" education!

7. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery? Don't worry, the doughnut escaped!

8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

9. Why did the scarecrow always carry a ladder? Because he wanted to reach new heights, headless or not!

10. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

11. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!

12. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!

13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was "two-tired"!

14. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make liquid assets!

15. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had way too many problems!

17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little "boogie" in it!

18. Did you hear about the chef who died? He pasta way!

19. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something!

20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

21. Did you hear about the math teacher who became an expert gardener? She grew "square roots"!

22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired from wheeling around all day!

23. Did you hear about the painter who went to jail? Apparently, he needed to brush up on his skills!

24. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! (Just don't let them nibble on your body parts!)

25. What does one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

26. Why was the broom late for work? It overshot the cleaning company by a sweep!

27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

28. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!

29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! (And it didn't want to miss the party!)

30. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! (Just a bunch of bones!)

There you have it, folks – 30 absolutely hilarious yet really horrible body jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle (and maybe even cringe a little). Remember, laughter is a powerful tool, so share these jokes with your friends, family, or anyone in need of a good laugh! And don't forget to use them responsibly, because laughter is contagious, and the world could certainly use a little more of it.

Really Horrible Body Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)

by Karen King (Kindle Edition)

4.2 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	10069 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	682 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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This warts-and-all collection of human body jokes is full of horrible howlers and gruesome giggles. Get ready to gross out your friends with jokes about bad breath and pongy feet. But be careful... they may just laugh their heads off!

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