Really Horrible History Jokes That Will Keep You Laughing Terribly!

History doesn't have to be boring! In fact, some of the best jokes come from our past. Brace yourself for a collection of really horrible history jokes that will surely make you groan and giggle at the same time. From ancient civilizations to world wars, these jokes encapsulate the lighter side of history.

1. Why did the mummy go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little "tomb" sick!

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Really Horrible History Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)

by Karen King (Kindle Edition)

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	8145 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	32 pages
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This joke takes us back to the intriguing world of ancient Egypt, where mummies were carefully preserved for the afterlife. While it may not be historically accurate, it certainly adds a dose of humor to an otherwise spooky subject.

2. What do you call a knight who likes to sing?

Sir Loin!

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Medieval times were filled with knights in shining armor, but Sir Loin decided to trade in his sword for a microphone. With his melodious voice, he was truly the knight of the stage. This joke adds a playful twist to historical figures and brings laughter to the once somber castle walls.

3. Why did the archaeologist go broke?

Because his career was in ruins!

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Uncovering artifacts from ancient civilizations may be fascinating, but it's not always the most lucrative profession. This joke pokes fun at the financial struggles often faced by those who dedicate their lives to unraveling the mysteries of the past.

4. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

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While this joke may not have a direct historical reference, it reflects the timeless nature of oceans and their vastness. Throughout history, oceans have been both barriers and gateways, witnessing countless events. This simple yet amusing joke reminds us of the humor that can be found even in the most profound elements of history.

5. Why did the French chef only use one egg in his recipe?

Because in France, one egg is an un œuf!

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The French are renowned for their culinary expertise, and this joke brings a touch of their culture into the mix. The play on words regarding the French word for egg, "un œuf," adds a linguistic twist that showcases humor's ability to transcend borders and historical periods.

6. Why did the Great Wall of China never win any awards?

Because it's a wall, not an actor!

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The Great Wall of China is an iconic symbol of human engineering and perseverance. This joke lightens the mood by pointing out that despite its grandeur, the wall won't be winning any acting accolades. It reminds us that laughter transcends boundaries, and even monumental structures can be the subjects of humor.

7. How did the Pharaoh keep his skin so flawless?

He used pyramid cream!

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This joke takes us back to ancient Egypt, where pyramids were built as tombs for the pharaohs. In a whimsical turn, these structures become the source of beauty secrets. By combining history and skincare, this joke reveals the unexpected connections we can make when we let humor bridge the gaps between different subject matters.

8. Why did the Civil War soldier go to art school?

He wanted to draw his own s!

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The American Civil War was a pivotal moment in history, but this joke reimagines the soldiers' motivations beyond fighting. By seeking artistic expression, they add a touch of creativity to their military lives, reminding us that humor can always find its place, even in the darkest times.

9. Why did the ancient Greeks build such large temples?

Because they couldn't fit all their gods in one phone booth!

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Ancient Greek mythology is packed with numerous gods and goddesses. This joke playfully suggests that the Greeks built colossal temples to accommodate their extensive pantheon, showcasing how humor can highlight peculiar aspects of historical cultures and belief systems.

10. How did the Roman empire stay in shape?

They did their exercises in Colosseum!

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The Colosseum is a symbol of ancient Rome, standing as a testament to the empire's grandeur. This joke adds a twist by suggesting that Romans worked out within its walls. By subverting expectations, it pokes fun at historical stereotypes while offering a lighthearted take on the mighty Roman civilization.

In , history can be truly hilarious when we explore the lighter side of it. These really horrible history jokes bring together jokes and historical references in a manner that entertains and educates simultaneously. Let these jokes serve as a reminder that laughter knows no bounds, even when it comes to our past.

Really Horrible History Jokes (Really Horrible Jokes)

by Karen King (Kindle Edition)

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	8145 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	32 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?A: With a pair of Caesars!

This blast-from-the-past collection of history jokes includes over 120 horrible howlers and gruesome giggles. Young readers can gross out their friends and family with jokes about pongy pirates and mouldy mummies. Illustrated in full-colour with hilarious cartoons, this collection is perfect for kids aged 7+.

ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.