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20 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes Kids Will Love!

Camden Mitchell

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Knock knock! Who’s there? It’s time for some entertaining and belly-laugh-inducing knock knock jokes for kids! These cheesy and silly jokes are perfect to lighten up the mood and bring a smile to everyone’s face. Whether you're looking to lighten up a family gathering or have a laugh at a birthday party, these knock knock jokes are guaranteed to make kids (and adults) burst into laughter.

The Classic 'Knock Knock' Setup

1. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

2. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it's just a joke!

100+ Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Knock Knock Joke Series Book 1)

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1950 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	50 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled

3. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

4. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!

5. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?

Animal-themed Knock Knock Jokes

6. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooo!

7. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl you need is love!

8. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hippo. Hippo who? Hippo-thetical question: Can a hippo climb a tree?

9. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, please!

10. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donkey. Donkey who? Donkey utter a word, just laugh!

Food-Related Knock Knock Jokes

11. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you more jokes!

12. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bread. Bread who? Bread carefully, it's fragile!

13. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you love knock knock jokes?

14. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate with more jokes!

15. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Apple. Apple who? Apple-ogize for all the puns!

Occupation-themed Knock Knock Jokes

16. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? Exactly!

17. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it's an emergency!

18. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chef. Chef who? Chef your food before you eat it!

19. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Carpenter. Carpenter who? Carpenter, I barely know her!

20. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pizza delivery. Pizza delivery who? Pizza delivery in the house!

Share these funny knock knock jokes with your little ones to brighten up their day and bring a smile to their faces. These jokes are great icebreakers, perfect for parties or even to keep your kids entertained during long car rides. With these hilarious knock knock jokes, laughter is just a knock away!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids 100+ Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids (Knock Knock Joke 1)

100+ Knock Knock Jokes: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Knock Knock Joke Series Book 1)

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1950 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	50 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled

Hilarious Knock Knock Joke Book for Kids!

Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!

This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

100+ knock knock funny jokes
Excellent for early and beginner readers
Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children
Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults

BONUS INCLUDED ==> FREE Joke Book Download

101 Funny Jokes (see link inside)

Download a free joke book with purchase of this book!

From this Funny Knock Knock Joke Book...

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tullos!
Tullos who?
Tullos all your secrets!

LOL!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amy!
Amy who?
I’m always Amy for the top!

HAHA!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yule!
Yule who?
Yule never guess!

LOL!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been knocking on this door?

HAHA!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Allison!
Allison who?
Allison to the radio every morning!

Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing

The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!

WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!