Everybody loves a good laugh, and what could be better than funny animal jokes? These jokes are not only hilarious but also appropriate and safe for children. From talking animals to clever punchlines, here are 1300 funny animal jokes that will keep your kids laughing for hours.

1. Dog Jokes

Let's start with man's best friend – dogs! These loyal and lovable creatures never fail to bring joy and laughter into our lives. Here are some dog jokes that will surely make your little ones giggle:

1. Why was the dog a great musician? Because he had perfect "pooch"!
2. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
3. What did the dog say to the sandpaper? "Ruff!"
4. Why do dogs never finish their homework? They always eat their "woof"!
5. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!

2. Cat Jokes

Cats may be known for their independence, but they can also be quite entertaining. These furry creatures often find themselves in hilarious situations, making them perfect subjects for funny jokes. Here are some cat jokes your kids will find paw-sitively delightful:

1300+ Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

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Language	:	English
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1. Why don't cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
2. What do you call a cat that can sing? A "meow-sical"!
3. Why did the cat win the lottery? He had nine lives of luck!
4. What is a cat's favorite dessert? Mice cream!
5. How do cats party? They turn up the "meow-sic"!

3. Bird Jokes

Birds may soar high in the sky, but they can bring the laughter down to earth. From colorful parrots to chirpy canaries, these feathered friends have their own unique sense of humor. Here are some bird jokes that will make your kids tweet with laughter:

1. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
2. What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken!
3. Why don't birds use cell phones? They already have tweet-er!
4. What's a bird's favorite subject in school? Feather-ics!
5. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A bird that talks your ear off and then eats you!

4. Farm Animal Jokes

Let's head down to the farm and meet some hilarious farm animals! From playful pigs to wise old horses, these jokes will make your kids squeal with laughter:

1. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
2. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
3. Why do horses make great detectives? They always follow the "neighs"!
4. What do you call a mischievous sheep? Woolly bully!
5. Why did the cow go to space? To visit the Milky Way!

5. Jungle Animal Jokes

Get ready for a wild adventure with these jungle animal jokes! From roaring lions to swinging monkeys, these jokes will transport your kids straight into the heart of the jungle:

1. What do you call an ape that loves to garden? A "plant-anzee"!
2. Why did the lion bring a crown to the party? He wanted to be a "jungle king"!
3. What's a crocodile's favorite game? Snap-tionary!
4. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
5. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle? He wanted to pack his trunk!

With 1300 funny animal jokes to choose from, you'll never run out of laughter. These jokes are not just a source of amusement but also help children develop their sense of humor. So, go ahead and share these jokes with your little ones for endless fun and laughter!

1300+ Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3561 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	176 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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Q: What would you hear at a cow concert?

A: Moo-sic!

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Q: When is an aardvark jumpy?

A: When he has ants in his pants!

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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

A: An eggroll!

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Q: Where would you put an injured insect?

A: In an antbulance!

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Q: What do you get if you cross two young dogs with earplugs?

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Q: How does an elephant get out of a small car?

A: The same way he got in!

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Q: What kind of fish does your parrot sit on?

A: A perch!

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Q: What do you call a pig thief?

A: A hamburglar!

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