Christmas Jokes - Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids

Christmas is a time of joy, laughter, and making memories with loved ones. And what better way to spread some holiday cheer than with a good old-fashioned Christmas joke? In this article, we've compiled a list of hilarious and kid-friendly Christmas jokes that are bound to bring smiles to faces and fill the air with laughter.

1. Santa's Lost Presents

Why did Santa's presents magically disappear?

Because he forgot to wrap them!

Christmas Jokes: Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

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2. The Sneaky Snowman

What do you call a snowman that can walk and talk?

Sir-melt-a-lot!

3. The Gift-Wrapping Goof

Why did the Christmas present go to the beauty salon?

It wanted to get all wrapped up!

4. The Musical Elves

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper!

5. Santa's Sweet Tooth

Why did Santa Claus go to the dentist?

He had "candy" canes!

6. The Fruitcake Disaster

What did the fruitcake say to the Christmas tree?

"Don't look at me, I'm stollen!"

7. The Carol-Singing Penguin

Why do penguins love Christmas music so much?

Because they can't resist the "ice" harmonies!

8. The Mischievous Gingerbread Man

Why did the gingerbread man go to school?

To get "smarty"!

9. The Talking Christmas Tree

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

"You light up my life!"

10. Santa's Silly Reindeer

Why did Rudolph go to school?

To improve his "elf" esteem!

11. The Elf Inn

What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?

A "giggle" elf!

12. The Snowball Family

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

13. Santa's Trip

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

14. The Clever Snowflake

What's the smartest type of snow?

Einstein's snow!

15. The Superhero Elves

What do you call an elf who can fly?

Elfman, the flying acrobat!

16. Santa's Magic Trick

How does Santa keep his money in the bank?

He uses "snow" checks!

17. The Reindeer's Dance

What do you get when you cross a reindeer and a snowstorm?

Frostbite!

18. Santa's New Hat

Why does Santa always wear a hat?

Because it's too hard to shout "ho-ho-ho" without one!

19. The Ice Skating Penguin

Why did the penguin bring a ladder to the ice rink?

Because it wanted to reach for the stars!

20. Santa's Stuck Chimney

Why did Santa get stuck in the chimney?

Because his pants were "short"!

These hilarious Christmas jokes are perfect for sharing with kids during the holiday season. From Santa's mishaps to the antics of elves and snowmen, each joke is guaranteed to bring laughter and holiday cheer. So gather your loved ones, sit around the Christmas tree, and enjoy the gift of laughter with these funny Christmas jokes!

Christmas Jokes: Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

4.1 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	2485 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	14 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Makes a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for kids that love jokes!

Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of classic Christmas and holiday jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny riddles and jokes. Lots of moaners and groaners in this hilarious Christmas joke collection.

Makes a wonderful gift for silly kids and joke lovers. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!

• 100+ funny and hilarious holiday jokes
• Makes the perfect gift or stocking stuffer
• Lots of silly fun and laughter

From the book...

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish!

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Q: What’s Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
A: Mean-opoly!

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Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!

The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between. Makes a perfect birthday gift or stocking stuffer for kids. Share a laugh today!

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