100 Funny Pig Jokes For Kids - Laugh Out Loud!

Looking for some rib-tickling jokes to make your little ones squeal with laughter? Look no further! We've compiled a list of 100 funny pig jokes that are perfect for kids. These jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to their faces and fill the room with laughter. So, get ready to hog all the laughter as we dive into a fun-filled journey of pig-themed humor!

Why Did The Pig Go To The Party?

Because it was a rare opportunity to "ham" it up with friends and have a "boaring" good time!

What Do You Call A Pig That Can Do Karate?

A pork chop!

Pig Jokes: 100+ Funny Pig Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids)

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

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Language	:	English
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Print length	:	26 pages
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Pigs have always been associated with fun and laughter. Their cute snouts, curly tails, and silly antics make them a perfect subject for jokes. We've handpicked a variety of pig jokes that cater to different senses of humor. From puns to one-liners, this list has it all! So, without further ado, let's dive into the hilarious world of pig jokes:

1. What Do You Get When You Cross A Pig And A T-Rex?

An extinct animal that squeals everything!

2. How Do Pigs Write Top-Secret Messages?

With invisible oink!

These jokes are perfect for kids' parties, family gatherings, or simply brightening up a gloomy day. Whether you're telling them over breakfast or at bedtime, these jokes are sure to create an atmosphere of laughter and joy.

3. How Does A Pig Go To Hospital?

In a hambulance, of course!

4. How Do You Make A Pig Shiny?

With greaseproof oinker!

Adding pig-themed jokes to your repertoire is a great way to bond with your kids and create lasting memories. Not only will these jokes make them laugh, but they'll also appreciate the effort you put into finding funny jokes just for them.

5. What Do You Call A Pig That Does Karate?

A pork chop!

6. What Do You Call A Pig That Can Tell Time?

A ham-droid clock!

Remember, laughter is contagious, and sharing a good laugh with your loved ones is one of the best ways to create stronger bonds. These pig jokes can be an excellent tool for building a connection with your kids and encouraging them to find joy in the simplest of things.

7. How Do You Make A Pig Laugh?

Tell it a boar-ing joke!

8. What Do You Get When You Cross A Pig And A Centipede?

Bacon and legs!

The best thing about pig jokes is that they're suitable for all ages. Whether you're a kid, a teenager, or an adult, these jokes are bound to make you crack a smile. So, gather your family, friends, or even your pet pig and get ready to giggle your way through this hilarious collection!

9. Why Did The Pig Take Up Art?

Because it had a natural talent for drawing pig-tures!

10. How Did The Pig Paint Its House?

With hog-wash!

With so many jokes to choose from, you can have a joke-a-day routine and keep those laughter sessions going for months! These pig jokes can also serve as a great icebreaker in social settings, school events, or even during virtual hangouts with friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the snorts and chuckles with these 100 funny pig jokes for kids. Watch as their faces light up with laughter and their joy spreads contagiously. With the power of these hilarious jokes, you'll bring smiles and happy memories to your little ones' lives. Get ready for some oink-tastic fun!

Pig Jokes: 100+ Funny Pig Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids)

by Johnny B. Laughing (Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1091 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	26 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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From this Funny Joke Book...

Q: Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?

A: He called it Ham Hocks!

OINK! OINK!

Q: What do you call a pig thief?

A: A hamburglar!

OINK! OINK!

Q: Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

A: Pigs don't fly and pigs don't fit down a chimney!

OINK! OINK!

Q: Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher?

A: He was an old boar (bore)!

OINK! OINK!

Q: Why did the pigs go to the casino?

A: To play slop machines!

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