Looking for some hilarious knock knock jokes for kids? Look no further! We have compiled a list of 300 funny knock knock jokes that are perfect for children of all ages. Not only are these jokes guaranteed to make your little ones laugh, but they also provide great opportunities for them to develop language skills and share a lighthearted moment with family and friends. So, get ready to giggle and have a blast with these silly knock knock jokes!

1. Knock knock!

Who's there?

2. Cow says.

Cow says who?

No silly, cow says moooo!

3. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!

4. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

5. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!

6. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

7. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

8. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in? It's cold out here!

9. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I miss you!

10. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo who?

Woo I'm glad you finally asked!

11. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla burger for lunch!

12. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

13. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

14. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm fine, Hawaii you?

15. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stickup!

16. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes a nice place, let's stay here!

17. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you'll find out!

18. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!

19. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me, that's who!

20. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to be laughing too!

21. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dee.

Dee who?

Dee-lighted to meet you!

22. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

23. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Owls say I love you!

24. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stella.

Stella who?

Stella no overcoat, it's cold outside!

25. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Ready or not, here I come!

26. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me, that's who!

27. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Frank.

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend!

28. Knock knock.

Who's there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

29. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Budweiser.

Budweiser who?

Budweiser mother taking her time answering the door!

30. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Just in time for a great joke!

31. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dots.

Dots who?

Dots for you, honey!

32. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me!

33. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall!

34. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!

35. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Please pass the peas!

36. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Chris.

Chris who?

Christmas!

37. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and we'll tell you!

38. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mike.

Mike who?

Mike doesn't work, so let me in!

39. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

40. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

41. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

Goliath down, you look tired!

42. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like a big hug?

43. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, Santa!

44. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?

45. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Berry.

Berry who?

Berry happy to meet you!

46. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabelle.

Isabelle who?

Isabelle necessary on a bike?

47. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Oo la la, Alpaca the suitcase for our vacation!

48. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jamaica.

Jamaica who?

Jamaica me crazy!

49. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep, always on the go!

50. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!

51. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yacht.

Yacht who?

Yacht to know me by now!

52. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad we are friends?

53. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

54. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

55. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hugh.

Hugh who?

Hugh are you? I'm fine, thanks for asking!

56. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, open up!

57. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben listening to this knock knock joke?

58. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Merry.

Merry who?

Merry Christmas!

59. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Hand me my staff.

60. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Barbara.

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?

61. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and we'll tell you a secret!

62. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Don't ask.

Don't ask who?

Why, don't you want to know?

63. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Vera.

Vera who?

Vera friendly person!

64. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

65. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold ice cream you won't share!

66. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys the weekend, let's have some fun!

67. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon tired of waiting, open up!

68. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us, open up!

69. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Harriet.

Harriet who?

Harriet was a bicycle!

70. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I came over?

71. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Bee.

Bee who?

Bee a sweetie and open the door for me!

72. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Benedict.

Benedict who?

Benedict paid his way, why can't you?

73. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dotty.

Dotty who?

Dotty mind answering the door?

74. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cards.

Cards who?

Cards on the floor, let's play some poker!

75. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yeti.

Yeti who?

Yeti another knock knock joke!

76. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yule log.

Yule log who?

Yule log the door behind you!

77. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Chan.

Chan who?

Chandra man, let me in!

78. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

79. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Buzz.

Buzz who?

Buzz off, I don't want to hear any more knock knock jokes!

80. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dish.

Dish who?

Dish a nice place you've got here!

81. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep, ready to go on a trip!

82. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla cheese sandwich for lunch!

83. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stu.

Stu who?

Stu, beautiful and mine!

84. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

85. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dorah.

Dorah who?

Dorah job, it's freezing out here!

86. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and let me in, I'm freezing!

87. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Opportunity.

Opportunity who?

Opportunity knocks, open the door!

88. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy door open or will you make me wait?

89. Knock knock.

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Census!
Census who?
Census lots of presents for Christmas!

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fido!
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait so long for you to open the door?

HAHA!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie having fun?

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